H2O Again

If you remember the sign about water on the road from a few days ago, here is some more obvious information about the wet stuff.

Good Eats

How hungry do you have to be to eat one of these?

Who Names These Places?

What do you suppose goes on in this park?

Another Fine Vacation Spot

Imagine all the fun you can have when visiting here!

Mega What?

If only this wasn't just a poor choice of fonts.

Duh!

Ya think?

Ear Hair

He should really braid them.

No More It's Jim

Another one of my favorite blogs, It's Jim, has closed up shop.
Sorry to see you go Jim. You were a source of many chuckles over the short time since I found your site.
Good luck in the future.

More Directions

Dick is everywhere!

No Need for Viagra Here....

....or is this where they make the stuff?

Bears

Finally an answer to the fabled question.

What's in a Name?

It looks like this place is in Montana and is in or near the Beaverhead District. How convenient. I'm sure there is some logical explanation for the names but it still made me chuckle.

Lick It

Since DB brought it up today I thought this seemed appropriate.

Liquid Ass

This is sure to be the "must have" product of the century. Check it out here.

Big Pussy

OK, so I'm back on the animal theme but you have to admit that is a big cat!

Sonic Boom

Check out this amazing photo of an F/A-18 Hornet as it breaks the sound barrier. Ensign John Gay, photo officer for Fighter Squadron Two , took the shot.

Viagra

To move away from the animal theme for now here is another piece of spam I seem to get at least 4 times a day. Trust me I don't need any of these products. Notice the last one listed is called Viagra Soft..Isn't that sort of an oxymoron?

Crazy Snake Tricks

I wonder why this person's eyes are tearing?

Another Big One

I hate snakes!

That's a Big One

All I can say is WOW!

Not Pretty

What was this guy thinking when he left home? (Assuming it's a guy)

Cow Politics

DEMOCRAT
You have two cows.
Your neighbor has none.
You know life is not fair.

REPUBLICAN
You have two cows.
Your neighbor has none.
So?

SOCIALIST
You have two cows.
The government takes one and gives it to your neighbor.
You form a cooperative to tell him how to manage his cow.

COMMUNIST
You have two cows.
The government seizes both and provides you with milk.
You wait in line for hours to get it.
It is expensive and sour.

CAPITALISM, AMERICAN STYLE
You have two cows.
You sell one, buy a bull, and build a herd of cows.

BUREAUCRACY, AMERICAN STYLE
You have two cows.
Under the new farm program the government pays you to shoot one, milk the
other, and then pours the milk down the drain.

AMERICAN CORPORATION
You have two cows.
You sell one, lease it back to yourself and do an IPO on the 2nd one.
You force the two cows to produce the milk of four cows. You are surprised
when one cow drops dead. You spin an announcement to the analysts stating
you have downsized and are reducing expenses.
Your stock goes up.

FRENCH CORPORATION
You have two cows.
You go on strike because you want three cows.
You go to lunch and drink wine.
Life is good..

JAPANESE CORPORATION
You have two cows.
You redesign them so they are one-tenth the size of an ordinary cow and
produce twenty times the milk.
They learn to travel on unbelievably crowded trains.
Most are at the top of their class at cow school.

GERMAN CORPORATION
You have two cows.
You engineer them so they are all blond, drink lots of beer, give excellent
quality milk, and run a hundred miles an hour.
Unfortunately they also demand 13 weeks of vacation per year.

ITALIAN CORPORATION
You have two cows but you don't know where they are.
While ambling around, you see a beautiful woman.
You break for lunch.
Life is good.

RUSSIAN CORPORATION
You have two cows.
You have some vodka.
You count them and learn you have five cows.
You have some more vodka..
You count them again and learn you have 42 cows.
The Russian Mafia shows up and takes over however many cows you really
have.

TALIBAN CORPORATION
You have all the cows in Afghanistan, which are two.
You don't milk them because you cannot touch any creature' private parts.
You get a $40 million grant from the US government to find alternatives to
milk production but use the money to buy weapons.

IRAQI CORPORATION
You have two cows.
They go into hiding.
They send radio tapes of their mooing.

POLISH CORPORATION
You have two bulls.
Employees are regularly maimed and killed attempting to milk them.

BELGIAN CORPORATION
You have one cow.
The cow is schizophrenic.
Sometimes the cow thinks he's French, other times he's Flemish.
The Flemish cow won't share with the French cow.
The French cow wants control of the Flemish cow's milk.
The cow asks permission to be cut in half.
The cow dies happy.

FLORIDA CORPORATION
You have a black cow and a brown cow.
Everyone votes for the best looking one.
Some of the people who actually like the brown one best accidentally vote
for the black one.
Some people vote for both.
Some people vote for neither.
Some people can't figure out how to vote at all.
Finally, a bunch of guys from out-of-state tell you which one you think is
the best-looking cow.

CALIFORNIA CORPORATION
You have millions of cows.
They make real California cheese.
Only five speak English.
Most are illegals.
Arnold likes the ones with the big udders.

University Diplomas

This is a spam favorite.
I would swear that some of my co-workers received their degrees this way.

Math

The Evolution of Teaching Math

While purchasing a Burger at Burger King for $1.58 the countergirl took a mans $2 and he was digging for change when he pulled 8 cents from his pocket and gave it to her. She stood there, holding the nickel and 3 pennies, while looking at the screen on her register. He sensed her discomfort and tried to tell her to just give him two quarters, but she hailed the manager for help. While he tried to explain the transaction to her, she stood there and cried.

Why is this relevant? Because of the evolution in teaching math since the 1950s:

Teaching Math in 1950 -A logger sells a truckload of lumber for $100. His cost of production is4/5 of the price. What is his profit?

Teaching Math In 1960 -A logger sells a truckload of lumber for $100. His cost of production is4/5 of the price, or $80. What is his profit?

Teaching Math In 1970 -A logger sells a truckload of lumber for $100. His cost of production is$80. Did he make a profit?

Teaching Math In 1980 -A logger sells a truckload of lumber for $100. His cost of production is$80 and his profit is $20. Your assignment: Underline the number 20.

Teaching Math In 1990 and beyond -A logger cuts down a beautiful forest because he is selfish and inconsiderate and cares nothing for the habitat of animals or the preservation of our woodlands. He does this so he can make a profit of $20. What do you think of this way of making a living? Topic for class participation after answering the question: How did the birds and squirrels feel as the logger cut down their homes? (There are no wrong answers.)

Birds

This is AMAZING! Until now I never fully understood how to tell the difference between male and female birds. I always thought it had to be determined surgically... until now.
Which of the two birds is a female?
Above are two birds. Study them closely......... See if you can spot which of the two is the female.
It can be done.....even by someone with limited bird watching skills.

JK of course.