A Love Story
I will seek and find you . . .
I shall take you to bed and have my way with you .
I will make you ache, shake & sweat until you moan & groan.
I will make you beg for mercy, beg for me to stop.
I will exhaust you to the point that you will be relieved when I'm finished with you. And, when I am finished, you will be weak for days.
All my love,
The Flu
Now, get your mind out of the gutter and go get your flu shot.
I shall take you to bed and have my way with you .
I will make you ache, shake & sweat until you moan & groan.
I will make you beg for mercy, beg for me to stop.
I will exhaust you to the point that you will be relieved when I'm finished with you. And, when I am finished, you will be weak for days.
All my love,
The Flu
Now, get your mind out of the gutter and go get your flu shot.
posted by SD27 at 6:28 PM
7 Comments:
flu ravaged me and then went to have its way with all my friends
Damn! I liked my version better! My head does good in the gutter!
LOL!!! That was a good one!
You're too funny! It's having its way with some of my coworkers... Stay away from me!
the flu shot makes me sick, and I end up getting it numerous times anyway. The last 6 years, where I didn't get one, I was fine. Weird.
And yes, I knock wood everytime I tell someone about this....
jim - sorry to see you go
I HATE the flu, but that was hilarious. I don't do flu shots. I live dangerously.
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