Saturday, November 05, 2005

Then and Now

1975: Long hair
2005: Longing for hair

1975: KEG
2005: EKG

1975: Acid rock
2005: Acid reflux

1975: Moving to California because it's cool
2005: Moving to Arizona because it's warm

1975: Trying to look like Marlon Brando or Liz Taylor
2005: Trying NOT to look like Marlon Brando or Liz Taylor

1975: Seeds and stems
2005: Fiber

1975: Hoping for a BMW
2005: Hoping for a BM

1975: Going to a new, hip joint
2005: Receiving a new hip joint

1975: Rolling Stones
2005: Kidney Stones

1975: Being called into the principal's office
2005: Calling the principal's office

1975: Screw the system
2005: Upgrade the system

1975: Disco
2005: Costco

1975: Parents begging you to get your hair cut
2005: Children begging you to get their heads shaved

1975: Passing the drivers' test
2005: Passing the vision test

1975: Whatever
2005: Depends

5 Comments:

Blogger drunkbh said...

This is the reason that I stopped aging at 25.

12:42 AM  
Blogger Synapse said...

my grandmother insists she never grew up

8:59 PM  
Blogger Beth said...

So much for having a stronger grip on reality!

7:09 AM  
Blogger Jay Noel said...

Hoping for a BM? Ha! Maybe that's what the fiber is for.

7:54 PM  
Blogger Danielle said...

That's so funny! Where do you find this stuff?

1:06 PM  

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